Something Terrible planning thread

[Hanzou]

That's something I would definitely be interested in.

[Nanzi]

I has an idiot monk to go rescue on the back of a Unicorn, so I'm definitely going to be cheering you guys on from the west. Good luck!

I mean we could just let Shinsei die, truly be a champion of mortals.

[Miyako]

Future Fortune of Running Into Trouble And Never Returning? Many adherents to that message...

[Ch’chit T’kkiri]

I've got Water 5 for movement, no impediments, and don't have any qualms about squishing spiders or little girls.

I will be busy OOC most of today though... so I'll probably not jump in the first five mins.

[Bayushi Umeno]

We've had a few interested people that've said they'll likely be busy at open. I, for one, have no plans on snatching those spots up if it doesn't immediately fill up. I am more than fine giving waiting people a chance to hop in a little later.

[Nozomi]

I has an idiot monk to go rescue on the back of a Unicorn, so I'm definitely going to be cheering you guys on from the west. Good luck!

I mean we could just let Shinsei die, truly be a champion of mortals.

We couuuuuulllld....

But she kind of wants to slam him into the nearest wall and [content redacted].

[Reo]

I think I have something to help. I have a bunch of arrows with Night Milk, which is a TN 25 stamina check and inflicts an immediate -3k0 on all actions. Hopefully I can splash the primary and deal with the two smaller ones while we dogpile on Mizuki

[Jin]

If I jump in, which I'm leaning towards since I'm still awake, I can jade strike all three fairly consistently as long as someone keeps them off of me. Maybe pop a void on the first spell casting roll to raise for a damage boost too.

If they turn out to be non-tainted kumo, as unlikely as that seems, I can still try to knock two of them prone per turn so might be able to keep the little ones tied down.

[Jiyo Ayumu]

I can do my best impression of a Shiba yojimbo if it comes to that: Guarding a shugenja on the first turn and dying on the second.

[Jin]

I can also help with resisting poison but that would likely wait until combat wraps (because of course they're going to have poison)

[Togashi Saruko]

Kumo poison is *very* nasty, so be warned.

Poison = death in L5R most of the time.

[Bayushi Umeno]

Bushi; "This could be tough."

Haka; "Hold my beer."

Bushi; "...I'm over here."

*Haka drops beer randomly and feels way off to battle*

(<3 you Haka~)

[Shoji Haka]

Bushi; "This could be tough."

Haka; "Hold my beer."

Bushi; "...I'm over here."

*Haka drops beer randomly and feels way off to battle*

(<3 you Haka~)

Nobody ever holds my beer when I ask them!!!

[Jin]

I am concerned at Orokos' mercy when it came to my willpower roll. Is this an apology for all the other ones or mocking before everything else fails for the battle....

[Togashi Saruko]

Jin knows no fear!

[Reo]

Wait we have beer?

How did we grow enough wheat, hops and barley?

[Nanzi]

Crane secrets.

[Shoji Haka]

Wait we have beer?

How did we grow enough wheat, hops and barley?

Ghost beer.

[Miyako]

Carefully!

[Reo]

Wait we have beer?

How did we grow enough wheat, hops and barley?

Ghost beer.

Does that make it...

A spirit?